R U L E S:

1 ) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this journal as "Name's Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways.

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Ready? Let's begin!

S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?

I'd be Russia. Because Russia's awesome, and I'd be honoring my heritage in a horrifying way. ^^ I'd probably be still more mature. (From here on out, all my answers for this section are in-character.)

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?

Lithuania. (Screw Belarus, that crazy b****)

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?

Ha haha! Lithuania, dump me? You're funny.

4. You would...

a) Beat him/her to a pile of dog crap. *crosses out this choice and writes* Convinces him of the error in his ways.[x]
b) Cry. [ ]
c) Be completely indifferent. [ ]


5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?

He would come back to me.

6. You would be most afraid of...

Loneliness. Ah, wait, you meant country?! Forget I said that.

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).

What? No, you don't need to fear me. Become one with me and there is nothing to fear, da?

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?

The Baltics, followed by everyone else, so it seems.

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?

America. That capitalist bastard rick-roll'd me... Water-boarding would be too good for him. Perhaps I craft elaborate plot to turn all important countries against him, da? When he turns to me for help, I will help, for a steep price.

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...

China

12. And your love rival would be...

Japan. They were together in the past, and he tried to take China back by force in the war, remember?

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).

Argue about my islands. Silly boy thinks they are his, but what does he know? He is young, they were mine long before he even had interest...

14. Your best friend?

I do not need friendship, merely obedience, da?

15. What about your daily punching bag?

Latvia. Idiot Baltic does not know what tact or quiet is.

16. And your drinking buddy would be...

Germany. At least he can hold his liquor, although he prefers beer, tcha...

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?

Old times, old rulers. We would complain about each other, really. Operation Barbarossa is a sore spot for me.

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)

Sentimental, I think.

19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.

Lithuania in a snow-cover field.

20. And exactly how did this come about...?

He muttered something about the cold, so I held him. One thing leads to another...

21. You get caught by...

Poland

22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).

It is okay; Poland's just jealous. Lithuania is a funny shade of red, and buries his face in my coat. I'm quite pleased, and smile happily at Poland over Lithuania (so the Baltic boy can't see me.) Poland's furious.

23. Who would your mother be? Father?

I do not have parents; Russia has always been. General Winter raised me though. He is a harsh teacher.

24. Siblings?

Big sister Ukraine and little sister Belarus.

25. Soap Opera Time!

Here's the situation.

- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That love rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr).

So... Place everyone in a soap-opera-like setting! How does the story play out? Who dies? Who lives? Ending couples (if any)?

Once I realize that Latvia likes me, I use this to my advantage in keeping Lithuania close by (he's afraid I'll serious mess up his little brother). In the meantime, I invite Japan to join Germany and I drinking one evening and sit them next to each other. Following Japan's customs, I never let his sake cup empty, and keep making toasts until Japan is thoroughly drunk. If Germany doesn't act on his own, then I'll subtly goad him on until he gets Japan to walk off with him. Thus, Japan is distracted by Germany and feels obligated since he won't know how to break it off. Word will get out (probably through Poland, who'd like to revenge himself against Germany for WWII) and China will be crushed to hear that Germany choose Japan over him. While China frets over whether or not he's good enough, I'll be there to comfort him--after all, I appreciate him as Germany obviously does not.


S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?

Russia. He's just so awesome. I like the sweet crazy ones (yandere).

Lithuania, because he puts up with Russia (although not by choice)

Poland, because he never gives up despite having his butt handed to him several times over the last century. He and Lithuania were epic in the past.

2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?

Um... Probably France, because he's almost as useless as Italia but not as entertaining. Also, he randomly assaults people. Not cool~

3. Your favorite pairing?

RussiaxLithuania
LithuaniaxPoland
RussiaxChina
AmericaxEngland
GermanyxItalia is kinda cute...

4. Your rival ship?

LithuaniaxBelarus!! Back off, b****, he's mine!

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).

Sealand. But he's not really a country so-- *Sealand throws a shoe*

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?

Born and raised in America. But I'd like to think I don't fit the stereotype. I like America as a character, he's entertaining. But he makes me a little sad too...

7. Why?

Answered already.

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?

Allied. There's more amusing in-fighting.

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.

Eh...

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?

I already am~

S E C T I O N T H R E E:
You are _% Hetalia Fan.
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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [x]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [ ]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? [x]

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above.[x]

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [x]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ]

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x]

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [ ]

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. []

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [ ]

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [x]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life story. [x]

16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [x]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [x] Russia~

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's human names. [x]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [x]

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before (yelling the name of their cosplay, not THEIR name). [ ]


21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [x]

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [x]

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? []

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]

Pox on this section. My score should be higher...



S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that I've written to make this meme even more unbearable.

Do you still remember your character from section one?

Russia? Da, of course!

Respond to the following random statements in their personality.
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1. Axis Powers.

Germany asked me, but I knew he was up to something.

2. Italy.

Germany wouldn't give him to me back in our mutual nonaggression treaty.

3. Germany.

The Battle of Stalingrad. Who's laughing now?

4. Japan.

Cute little boy. No bark, but some bite.

5. China.

Our favorite color is red!

6. Hero.

*inarticulate mutterings about the nature of American values*

7. TSUNDERE.

*coughEnglandcough*

8. Yaoi.

Imported from Japan~

9. Frying pan.

Please don't show Belarus this technique.

10. Austria.

Good music. I approve.

11. Pastaaaa~

Pierogi are better.

12. Magic!

If England tries to summon me again, I'm going to flatten his house.

13. Tell me a story.

Once, there was a boy who knew only the deepest cold of winter. He lived alone in a huge house, and the wind whistled through the empty halls. From the windows, the boy could see many other people outside; although they sometimes seemed to fight, it looked like a lot of fun. So the boy braved the unfamiliar yards of the other children, hoping to make friends. But the other children were frightened, because the boy was much bigger and stronger than them. The boy was also much older than most of them, although he did not look it, so it was difficult for him to listen to the less mature children. However, he still tried to make friends. Sadly, many of the children's parents wouldn't even let their children speak with the lonely boy. One day he noticed a group of younger children being picked on by some of the older children. The boy intervened and saved the children, three brothers. He brought them back to his house to live so they would be safe, and then the boy didn't feel as lonely. He found he really enjoyed having people around him. His stern father was happy to see his boy having fun, so he told the boy he could have as many people stay as he'd like. So the boy decided he would get all of the children to live with him. If they all lived under one roof, there would be no more fighting amongst the children, and the boy would never be lonely again.

14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!

Chto? (Russian for 'what?' )

15. France

Cheese-and-crackers.

16. America.

LOSER!

17. Sealand.

Faker.

18. Switzerland.

Possible friend.

19. Belarus.

Crazy girl!

20. Russia.

Me! ^^

21. Random Country.

Finland. (I will get you for that Winter War...)

22. Shinatty.

China...

23. Allied Forces.

Victory.

24. Matthew. (Who's that?)

Arctic friend~

25. Prussia.

Was mine for a long time...


S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin
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Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.

I love role-playing Russia. It's so much fun~ Also, SUCH A LONG MEME!

Pick three Hetalia fans, and include their icons here. Post a comment on their profile (or note them) to inform them that they are tagged.

If you read this and like it, DO IT YOURSELF~!